Are you tired of your beverages being less than four feet off of the ground? Well, fret no more, because now there
is the Beverage Elevator! The Beverage Elevator has been pain-stakingly designed and
crafted to meet your beverage levitation needs.
Testimonials
"I couldn't believe the build quality of the Adam Kaufman Industries Beverage Integrated Levitation Elevator++ 2010. It's like it was made at a real hackerspace." -- Frank M., Portnoi, MI
"Finally, my drink can wave around in the air a little bit every time I walk past it." -- Sara D., Philadelphia, PA
"Laaaaaame" -- Jon M., Philadelphia, PA
It's so beautiful
Mark 1 Prototype, circa 2005
See it in action
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Order
If you would like your very own, patented Adam Kaufman Visual Integrated Beverage Levitator, please send cash or money order for $99.95 to the following form.
